Frases
- Existem 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo, as que sabem binário e as que não sabem.
A festa das Funções
Estavam lá na festa das funções, as amigas função seno e função cosseno, na maior dança, sacudindo as amplitudes… quando notaram algo estranho com a função exponencial, a pobre coitada sozinha num canto, isolada da galera… foi então que a perguntaram:
— Pô, exponencial! Integre-se!
E ela triste respondeu:
— De que adianta, vai dar na mesma!
Natal e Dia das Bruxas
Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)
As roupas não cabiam mesmo
An engineer is walking down the street, and sees another guy from his lab walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?"
His friend explains, "Well, I walk walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'"
The engineer nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Strings no Bar
These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."
Usuários Linux
co /dev/pub/pint > /dev/girl
mv /dev/girl /dev/house
mount /dev/girl
touch
unzip
finger
fsck
yes
yes
yes
umount girl
zip
sleep
